Xenomorphs

Today, I watched Aliens for the first time.

[Mouth vagina.]

I was at a friend's party, and it came on the TV. For a self-proclaimed nerd, I've always surprised myself at how long it takes me to see the most popular sci-fi flicks. It took me 5 years to see The Matrix, I still haven't seen the original Terminator, and I just watched Alien a month or two ago. Fellow geeks, I know I'm an embarrassment (wow, geeks are ashamed of me?). But I'm working on it.

I mean, I'm working on being less of an embarrassment to geeks, and more of an embarrassment to everyone else.